Phrases you use regularly
Dad is this a DIY Mickey Mouse ornament?
I must say, this dish is quite excellent. Pardon me very much, but can you care to explain to me who this homosexual with the contrabass tuba is?
Happy Shitload of Mashed Potatoes Day. Now go count your dick.
WHAT BE THESE CIRCUMSTATES? CELEBRATION OF COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF CRUSHED ROOT VEGETABLE DAY?
I found out that I will be going to my sister's house for Shitload of Mashed Potatoes Day to cook.
DAD, YOU'RE GONNA BREAK EVERYTHING IN THE WHOLE HOUSE!
Verily, we will unfortunately no longer be within the posterior and within the copulation if we are incapable of attaining $36:
IN WHAT AREA DID THE FOOLISH AND SIMPLE MEN WHO CONSTRUCTED THIS FACILITY PUT THE LAVATORY?!
Which Red Hood outfit is your favorite? Comment below! https://www.youtube.com/c/DaIslandBoyz
People who have started a new life.. how’d you do it? Are you willing to help me get started?
WHAT THE FUCK !
DEPART FROM ME AND NUMERICALLY ITEMIZE YOUR PENIS
Caption this 🤣
He was shittin' like a horse
Gone. Too much.
Gone
This inconsistency bothers me more than it probably should.
Why does he always look like he smells shit?
Ready the broom
My son brought home a bunch of pickles from the cannery, was wondering if I could store them at your place
What are your opinions of Donald Trump?
Bob Saget Dead at 65
Watching the Tourette’s Guy on my new 4K TV. You Can Take a Guess What I Said.
And don't load it up with a bunch of BULLSHIIIEEETT