Is this just me, or does everyone else’s 30-minute nap last a whole lifetime? 😴😂
They didn’t understand my meow-meow vibes… Can you believe this betrayal?😤
PS10 before GTA 6. Truly, we live in a simulation. What game are you currently playing in your timeline? 🌀
When life tests you, but you’re the final boss 💪❤️ Whats your secret for staying so strong?
Congratulations! 🎉 You've just won a lifetime supply of the last thing you bought! What was it? Are you celebrating or crying? 😂
No friends No problem! 😸 I’m here for you!❤️Will you be my friend too? 🥰
When life feels overwhelming, what’s your go-to way to keep going? 💕
BREAKING NEWS: The council deliberated long and hard, and the verdict is in: You're beautiful! 😘 ❤️
POV: You just lost The Game. 👀
What’s more expensive gas or falling in love at the Hello Kitty gas station? 🤑💘
Can I get your number… or do we just skip to being soulmates? 💕
So… would you rescue me or leave me frying? 👀🔥
If we’re on the menu, what’s the side dish? 😉💕
Wanna 'Get Zappy'? Or are you playing it safe? 👀⚡
Do you think love can ever truly be measured? Or is it all about how it feels? ❤️🔥
Do hugs really fix everything? 🫂❤️
Careful, wearing this might make you irresistibly cute… Would you risk it? 💕
Would this plan work on you, or are you immune to my charms? 🥺❤️
What’s the silliest thing you’ve done with a friend? 🥰 Let’s hear it!
Would you wear the collar? 😳 Or is the price of obedience too high? 👀
What's your go-to trick to make a bad day better? 😜 Here's mine: tongue out, stress gone! 😋
Oops, busted! What would you say if they caught you looking? 😅
No friends No problem! 😸 I’m here for you! Will you be my friend too? 🥰
Life can be tough sometimes, but look at you—still standing strong! What keeps you going? 💪
Imagine this: I lean in, hand you this rose, and say… ‘It’s always been You.’ 🌹💖 What do you say back?