Everytime I have a frustrating customer service I want to say this line
What time do you get up in the morning?
How long did it take you to get over your ex after no contact?
Me back from work and too tired to place my jacket on a hanger... (I know I'm quite mad)
Got the jerk store's all time best seller!
Racism in Dublin
Wait until this guy finds out Costanza also said: "I'd drape myself in velvet if it was socially acceptable"
I'd heard of people trying to change your password, but I didn't know they actually text you and ask for the code this blatantly possibly with an account they'd already hacked. I'd delete Facebook if I didn't need it for work
Saw the sign on the way to work today and immediately thought of her!
Sometimes, they take it too fucking far
This woman totally overreacted.
Was this the ugliest item of clothing in the entire series?
Newman's "merry"
This asshole gets pissed at Kramer for stealing lobster, yet he continues to eat it and then rats him out to the cops.
So was Mia Farrow there? Uh, I didn't see HIM. lol
This guy was really a little desperado lol
Happy Halloween to Joe Davola! Sic semper tyrannis.
Twitter is going to remove the block button....
Ann Landers hate: Seinfeld Serial Killer and Ned Flanders edition
This guy's comeback to the Jerkstore called.....was also pretty decent lol
I want to ruin his new relationship
My ex didnt come back
What’s happening on Ormonde Quay
Who here never heard something from their ex ever again
Jerry was so real for this
