A guy walks into a bar with a small amphibian on his shoulder. Tha bartender says "what's your friends name" the man says "I named him Tiny"

A newly married couple is having trouble agreeing when to have sex. The husband says let's set up a signal system. When we get into bed if you want to have sex yank my Johnson three times...

A guy hears a knock at his door and when he answers, he looks around and doesn't see anything. Then he looks down and sees a snail looking up at him.

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A guy is a witness in a court case, and after he gets sworn in and seated on the stand he says to the judge, "Excuse me your honor, but before I testify, will you please tell me what time it is?"

Has anyone ever read a counter-argument from Blacklist against the claim that it is artificially suppressing high scores 8+?

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What's the difference between a guy praying in church and a guy praying at the track?

A man boards a flight..

An old woman drives her mule-cart into a Wild West town and stops outside the general store.

I just read the book Fucked from Behind

The paradox of "never let a profitable trade turn into a loser" vs. "let you winners run."

A man with no hands walks into a job interview