Just a couple more hours and I'll turn it off
In A Quiet Place (2018) the kids are able to stay quiet for more than 5 seconds at a time. This is because they are not my neighbors' children.
The miracle of technology
Parenting is a pyramid scheme
In When Harry Met Sally (1989) this woman wants to have an orgasm
Suddenly, she didn't have any time for me
Did these sound like the actions of a man who had all he could eat?
For no reason, here's a Nicktoon
Yes. I mean, no. No.
Then we'd get the chair
A savage dragon, if you will
Grave of the Fireflies (1988) is available on Blu-ray. This is a reference to the existence of people who can actually watch the film more than once.
The show contains potassium benzoate
Baby, it's cold outside
Hardcore Henry (2015) allows viewers to experience the POV of the world's most advanced cyborg simp
It's like kissing a peanut
Something ribald, no doubt
It's just a little season 13. It's still good. It's still good.
Go home!
Good for him
Now I'm no mathamagician, but I'm pretty sure 20% off means I can buy 20 times as much
Puniru, no!
No Ordinary Family (2010-2011)
The superintendent's gonna need his medication
In Home Alone (1990) Kevin McCallister thinks that his family has magically disappeared forever. This is a reference to what my dog thinks every time I leave the house.
