I can’t bring myself to pay almost $5 for eggs. I just can’t.
A woman submerged her fine china underwater before fleeing California's 2018 wildfires.
Vitamin brand recommendations?
That one lady that works at your local grocery store starter pack
Whole Neighborhood Consumed by Fire Pacific Palisades, California
Genocide
when you want your belly rubbed but also you don’t but also you do ⁉️
To other teachers that menstruate…
MGGA?
Sitting on the shelves at my local liquor store
“Time to arrest the pediatrician”
What is something your students or their families would be really surprised to find out about you?
It’s funny when a Nazi who talks about how bad the Jews are posts his ancestry to show how “Aryan” he is and then reveal he’s a self-hating jew
Aquagenic Pruritus options (myloproliferative neoplasm/essential Thrombocythemia). Full on hives & gastrointestinal dumping after shower.
Claiming that it's all natural...
This bra and it's name I found at Marshalls
Got tired of kids "borrowing" my stuff and never returning it
Got this text today... all cus I prefer to go by Jenny and not f*cking Jacob...
This was my blood pressure for years before finding out...
Got new blood pressure meds and this happened.
4 years ago I realized that hotdog water was technically a stock, and therefore could be turned into a gravy to dip my dogs into
My uncle is fox brained.
Saw in San Francisco 5 years ago. Does this look like a human torso to you?
Camera Citations: Updated Protocol?
Going to protest in front of blue Cross blue shield. They keep denying my insulin.