This is the second text ive gotten like this where the owner is away and wants me to do the work before they get back, wtf is going on?

How are you supposed to shave your balls?

It gets worse somehow pt2

I got cheated on so I built a tool that can search anyone on Tinder.

Word of caution!!!

For those of you who haven't read Imminent by Luis Elizondo yet, you should.

An allergy notification card I received on one of the busiest nights in December.

YSK: Do not try to stop thoughts when you meditate

Sharp rise in vaping among young adult non-smokers: The number of adults in England to have started vaping despite never having been regular smokers has reached one million. This is mostly young adults, with about 1 in 7 18-24-year-olds who never regularly smoked now using e-cigarettes.

ID photos 2.5 years apart

She had no idea

Server came to the back with this note asking what we can make her 😭

Me and my buddy took LSD and he spent the entire trip writing this song for the fish in his tank. We thought it sounded incredible until we listened the next day lmfao

Mental challenge - without talking or moving your mouth/hands, what is the 17th letter of the alphabet?

Being an ugly girl is a death sentece.

Two New Jersey Ring cameras catch two separate events.

Twangy dominatrix tries music career?

SHOCK CHIPOTLE VIDEO: Customer DEMANDS larger portion size, goes BEHIND COUNTER to aggressively dish up her own slop - ALTERCATION ENSUES

The healthcare system doesn’t want you to see this

An unlicensed landscaper tried to charge my elderly parents $15k for 6 hours of work. Is this a common scam?

I don't get supposedly conscious people who have children

rolling in my room rn

I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS................

Why does this game require so much space?

I’m thinking about giving up on minoxidil