found a penis melted in the ice on my walk home from school today
The size of my hand (very small) in comparison with the Hand of the other Dude (very large)
How toilet water splashed into my mouth this one time
i eat bananas like this
The one time I decide not to look at the eggs...
a random girl said my hands were amazing
What if Germany won WW1,WW2 and WW3? (not realistic! made for fun!)
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I found burger in my slug
Eminem and I have the same size
What shoes is Eminem wearing here?
I'm Korean, and I have oxygen, nitrogen, hydrogen, helium, argon, and no life, no 35 cents, no condoms, no .56mm bullet, no 100w charger, no phd
Trump wins
What's wrong with my potato?
Yatchy too caked up to be saggin
made probably the worst life decision i could’ve possibly made today
In your opinion, what is the greatest threat to global peace right now?
Someone draw this sh!t
You have only 100$ to spend in next 30 days. Would you survive?
Help me pick
What job would you never accept (regardless of the salary)?
SB ACG Terra.
babe wake up new worst tweet ever just dropped
What’s your best comfort show?
What video game is 10/10?
