Friday Night Funkin voiceline ranking! (Body Text)
Hey. I'm bored af, and wanted to make a fnf ranking. After some consideration, I thought "why not rank 34 Friday Night Funkin song voicelines" so here we are. Here are the rules:
I am not judging the songs themselves, only the voicelines. Although, if the song is good it may cause the voiceline to hit harder.
Only one voiceline per song. If it has 2 voicelines, then I'll just do the "main" one.
Songs with full lyrics won't be included.
A sound does not count as a voiceline. Stuff like evil laughs.
The opponent must be the one saying the voiceline. Sorry Overdue.
If a song isn't on here, I haven't heard it. Don't get pissy that I didn't include something.
These are my opinions. If you want to discuss your opinions, thats cool. If you're gonna be a dick, you'll be downvoted and ignored :)
Here we go
- Whatever the fuck Sammy Lawrence says
Character: Sammy Lawrence (Duh)
Song: Ritual
?/10
Reason: I don't remember what he says and I just heard this song like 20 minutes ago.
- It's-a-me... a-Mario
Character: Chris Pratt
Song: So Cool
4/10
Reason: It's a quote that exists
- Help me Mario!
Character: L is real Luigi
Song: Thalassophobia
4/10
Reason: It fits the song. It works. But it's not memorable at all.
- They took everything from me... my voice... my freedom... my legacy. And they replaced by some blue haired kid
Character: Glitchy Red
Song: Isotope
4/10
Reason: Dawg wtf is he talking about?
- You got this!
Character: Cartoon Bendy
Song: Freaky Machine
5/10
Reason: Would be like a 7 but I can barely hear it
- You don't even know your fate... hedgehog
Character: Starved
Song: Prey
5/10
Reason: Ngl vocal effects are kinda off
WARNING! UNPOPULAR OPINION INCOMING!!!
- Haha! Let's see how fast you can really go!
Character: Fleetway Super Sonic
Song: Chaos
5/10
Reason: Voice is weird imo. Sounds nothing like Sonic.
- You little brat! Can't you see who you're fighting with? I am the KING of this forest!
Character: Coronation Day Peach
Song: Dark Forest
6/10
Reason: Pretty generic writing, but the voice is cool
- JUST DIE!!!
Character: Sonic.exe
Song: You Can't Run
6/10
Reason: Lowkey sounds like Darth Vader lol
- You're not Nintendo... you're Pre-tendo! You're all... RACE TRAITORS!!!
Character: Racist Mario
Song: Race Traitors
6/10
Reason: Goofy af
- Why won't you DIE?!
Character: Pre-Crispy Luigi
Song: Oh god no
6/10
Reason: Lmao I cannot take this seriously Luigi has a naturally goofy voice
- Innocence doesn't get you far... WUHOO!!!
Character: MX
Song: Powerdown (Legacy)
6/10
Reason: Doesn't sound very intimidating. I hope they fix it in V2! (Subtle foreshadowing)
- The game was-a much-a popular than people thought, Boyfriend. You think I don't know about the merchandise? You tried to FUCK me!
Character: Secret History Mario
Song: Dictator
7/10
Reason: I think I'm biased because I love Mashed.
- LET'S-A-GO!!
Character: Costume
Song: The End
7/10
Reason: I fucking love his enthusiasm lmao
- Ugh... Pretty good!
Character: Tank Man
Song: Stress
7/10
Reason: Biased again! I love the Tankman series I'm sorry (No I'm not lol)
- Your struggling is pointless... we have already won.
Character: Devil Mario
Song: No Hope
7/10
Reason: NOOO HE SAYS STRUGLE NOT STRUGGLING!!!
- We are Nintendo. Ultimate gaming system. You cannot beat us!
Character: Mr. SyS
Song: Unbeatable
7/10
Reason: Overrated as hell. The quote and the song. Both are 7/10 imo
- HAAAANK!!!
Character: Tricky
Song: Expurgation
7/10
Reason: Love the buildup! Should be a teensie bit louder imo
- No... More...
Character: Gold
Song: Monochrome
8/10
Reason: After the first half was over, I was pissed. I was like "They barely changed it wtf?" and then he says the thing and I'm like "Oh... hell yeah." Dude I fucking love Monochrome Perish Mix
- How can you defeat someone you can't... recognize?
Character: Zanta Claws
Song: Zanta
8/10
Reason: I love how he sounds like a Disney villain back when Disney didn't suck ass.
- HAHAHAHA! I'VE GOT YOU!!!
Character: MX
Song: Demise
8/10
Reason: Say what you want about demise, this line is really good
- I'm gonna getcha! I am GOD! HAHAHAHA!!!
Character: Sonic.exe
Song: Too Slow
8/10
Reason: This is a certified hood classic!
- Coldsteel's rant that I don't feel like typing out
Character: Coldsteel the Hedgeheg
Song: Personel
9/10
Reason: NO! WHY THE FUCK IS THIS SO FUNNY????
- What's the matter boy? Don't you recognize your own girlfriend?
Character: Mr. Virtual
Song: Paranoia
9/10
Reason: Chills fr fr
TOP 10 Y'ALL LETS DO THIS!!!
- Goodbye
Character: S!3V3N
Song: Dissension
9/10
Reason: Same reason as Paranoia: chills. But this is above it because it gave me chills with one fucking word
- Luigi... where did you go. I'm stranded... lost and alone. Luigi... where did you go. Oh... Mario.
Character: Beta Luigi
Song: Alone
9/10
Reason: Yes this breaks my rules, since Mario says most of it and he's not the opponent. But I had to include it because A. people would get pissy if I didn't, and B. it's really fucking great
- Innocence doesn't get you far... WAHOOO!!!
Character: MX
Song: Powerdown V2
9/10
Reason: MX is so much more intimidating in V2. In both design and voice. The glowup is crazy!
- Tight bars little man!
Character: Garcello
Song: Release
10/10
Reason: Fuck man... this is a fnf mod stop pulling on my heartstrings!
- It's gonna be okay!
Character: Alexis
Song: Bygone Purpose
Sad/10
Reason: Dude this is so fucking heartbreaking. This is a mod for a goofy ass rhythm game! STOP IT!!! (Yes it breaks my rules, no I don't give a shit)
- I CAN'T DIE!!!
Character: Xenophanes
Song: Triple Trouble Encore
10/10
Reason: Bro, this got me so hyped up!
- HERE WE GO!!!
Character: Xenophanes
Song: Final Escape
11/10
Reason: Take what I said about Triple Trouble Encore and multiply it... by 6! Holy fuck this voiceline is so hype!
- THE GAZE OF A GOD IS LEFT BY NONE! YOU CAN'T HIDE AND YOU CAN'T RUN! BRIMSTONE SURROUNDS US AND YOU WONT SURVIVE! TAKE YOUR LAST BREATH BECAUSE YOUR SOUL IS MINE!!!
Character: Sonic.exe
Song: You Can't Run Encore
11/10
Reason: Why did they give Sonic.exe/Xenophanes such epic lines? They did not need to go this hard bruh!
- Come now take the step. Don't look back there's nothing left. For you beyond the veil. You tried and yet you failed to save her. Claws upon your heart! Rip and tear your soul apart! You've lost the game. It's all the same. When you stand before a god!
Character: Ultra M
Song: All Stars
100/10
Reason: I'm at a loss for words. This is actually so fucking good.
And now for the number one spot...
Lmao you already know what it is
1. I'LL MAKE... YOU SAY... HOW PROUD... YOU ARE OF ME! SO STAY... AWAKE... JUST LONG... ENOUGH TO SEE... MY WAY!!!!!
Character: Yourself
Song: Silly Billy
No. I can't rate it. No matter how high I rated it, it would be a disservice.
Reason: As someone who thinks Silly Billy as a whole is a bit overhyped, this part is seriously not. Holy shit. Not only is it such a powerful speech, with god-tier voice acting and animation, but... it's an amazing tribute to Divide.
Yeah. Thanks for reading! I know this was long as shit, but it was almost like nine times as long! Yeah, this list originally had lots of further elaboration. So... where can you find this version?
Lmao you can't
I accidentally closed out reddit when I was almost done. So if this list feels half-assed... that's because it literally was. So if you have any questions, or things you wanna discuss about this list, then go for it! I owe it to you for not providing very much elaboration lmao. Thank you for taking the time to read this! Have an amazing 2025 everyone!
Exept for khaoskid663 fuk you