"Damn this baby. Damn this heat."
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"A suicidal lemur's got my gun!"
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"Steve Smith's a straight-up bitch!"
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"I envy you, Hayley. Never having to worry about things like pantyhose or contraception."
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"That's acid in your face, you fine-ass bitch!"
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"Dylan was being bad. And now, we have the jar."
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"Shut up, Garfield! Why-why-why do you-Why do you hate Mondays?! You don't even work!"
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"You're really gonna kill five people over twenty dollars?"
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"I sucked seven dicks, and I didn't even get to Ronnie!"
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Happy Fourth of July, Dadders!
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Who wants a Holiday Cele-bear-tion?
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"Francine! You T-boned me, bro!"
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What's your favorite random one-off character and/or gag from an episode?
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"It's so hot in this corn."
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"Next time, maybe don't end your text message with a sideways smiley face. It's very misleading."
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"Oh, and I got you a present. It's gettin' to watch me walk away."
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"Learn English! LEARN... ENGLISH!"
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"Whoops! Nip slip!"
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"Ginger snap?"
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"I've been secretly competing with both of you for years. What put me over the top this time? I put fruit and sugar in my pie instead of soggy napkins and gerbil meat. I also made a sizable contribution to Mayor Woodside's mouth."
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Wise words from Roger
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"I might've said frogs, but yeah."
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Classic Greg and Terry
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"Ah, Chinatown. Where you could tell me it was Japantown or Koreatown, and I'd nod and smile."
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"Pure Peruvian marching powder, grown on the Andes, north slope. I'd say about 80% baby laxative. Yep, this junk means only one thing. Esteban Mortia is back in business."
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