What’s your “I’m so old ___” story?

What is something you can say in terms of wrestling to prove to people you’re old?

Here are some of mine: 1) Takedowns were 2 points in my day, not 3.

2) There were no 4 point nearfall - and you had to hold them for five seconds to get 3 points! Or else you only got 2.

3) When I was in high school, the weight classes used to be 103, 112, 119, 125, 130, 135, 140, 145, 152, 160, 171, 189, 215, and 275.

4) SECs (NCWA’s Southeastern Conference) used to send the top 6 in each weight classes to Nationals.

5) There were only NCWA programs in Florida when I wrestled - no NAIA schools.