im gonna pull out my f*cking hair i hate tampons man

why why why is it so damn difficult for me to remove a tampon i’m so sick of this

for context i’m on holiday at a resort and i love swimming. but i don’t normally use tampons so this was like… sort of my first time using one?

in the past, i had to stand kind of had to perform a “sucking in” motion to get it in, but getting it out was awful. i tried every damn position but it never works. it takes me half an hour in the bathroom getting it out and i HATE it.

now, i just use ky jelly to get it in, but it’s still agonizingly painful to pull it out. i still have to stand as well, this is actually insanely embarrassing. it burns, it hurts, and ugh. i literally can’t even move my arm to remove it, it’s like i freeze. i start sweating, shaking, panicking…

what the fuck do i do now