Coffee smells 100x better than it tastes.

Unless you like drinking bitter dark liquid. And if you don't, you add milk or creamer, which just makes it slightly bitter but still not good. And for those who add sugar, it gets too sweet for there to be a real taste.

So I don't understand. I will have the occasional cup in a group setting or at my mom's, but I can honestly say I've never had a cup of coffee and said "Oh this one is actually good."

People say if you buy super expensive ones, there's a massive difference, but I don't see myself making that investment, nor knowing anyone else who would in order to try theirs. It's just not good, man.

Again, it smells amazing. But can coffee lovers just admit they drink it for the poop regulation and caffeine energy boost? This is a safe space.

Edit: Whoa, was not expecting this level of response. The coffee lovers part was genuine humor and I didn't realize people would take it seriously. It was not my intention to offend or sound haughty, but since people are messaging me privately to tell me about myself, I just want to emphasize that I was being playful with this post. I know that many people enjoy the taste of coffee, and that is 100% cool with me. I am just not a fan, and apparently have not had great coffee. Also, not a teenager and not a guy, and thank you for the awards.