S’mores taste like crap

I do not understand why everyone makes s’mores. The chocolate almost never melts even if you heat the marshmallow to molten lava, the graham crackers taste like dust, and the marshmallow squishes out of the edges and all over your hands. If you are really lucky, your face gets 3rd degree candy burns.

This time of year s’mores are everywhere. I cannot escape. Last night at a taco place they had s’mores egg rolls. WTF? It’s time to stop. S’mores suck.

EDIT: So much s'more love. Ugh. After reading your comments I am more convinced than ever that the S' in S'mores stands for either S'ucks or S'hit.