OG Cheez-It’s are fucking disgusting

They don’t even taste like cheese. It tastes like sucking on a cloth towel without any of the water. Every time someone in the cheez-its cult offers me one and I take it out of politeness the dryness harkens me back to the tools orthdontists use when they dry out your mouth to do braces work. Truly a terrible snack, like one of those early mass-manufactured food items from the 1950s that would have mercury in it