Things no one tells you about having kids…

…How often these little minions get sick.

I had been sick probably 3 times in 5 years before my son was born. He’s 18 months now and during that time I’ve had a stomach bug, 5 colds, Covid and now I can only assume I’ll be gifted the pleasant little stomach bug the poor fella just got.

Last night he literally stuck his vomit covered fingers in my mouth. At 1 am.

At the end of the day, I really just feel bad that he’s sick. But seriously, this is not for the weak.