Are my gfs icks acceptable?

I can't drink water or breath heavily if I was running because it shows weakness

I can't cry because it shows weakness

If I say 1 word to another girl even family she thinks I'm cheating

I can't eat too much because it makes me look poor because it makes it seem like I'm starving

I can't weigh over 115 pounds (we r both 13)

Jarvis I'm low on karma

edit: how tf do ppl not realize this is a joke lmao