Do y’all refer to yourselves as “Peatophiles”?

I think it’s a cooler name than “Peaterian”. The idea to call myself a peatophile instead came to me shortly after I consumed a Supra-physiological amount of sugar and caffeine in the form of 8 small-ish cups of pure white sucrose mixed well into roughly half a gallon of “Cellucor C4 Ultimate” energy drink(Roughly 4.3 grams of caffeine in total) mixed together in a small aluminum barrel I violently borrowed from a homeless woman 3 days ago(I think?).

After downing my concoction of VITALITY I snorted roughly 2 grams worth of of crushed un-coated aspirin tablets directly up the nose for dessert. My superhuman child-like hyper-metabolic brain processed a million thoughts a second flawlessly, but one of them was joy, for I had just consumed the breakfast of a true champion.

Shortly after I began smoking pack after pack of American Spirit Black cigarettes, while having the highest strength Zyns I could find in my gums simultaneously to effectively saturate by bloodstream with nicotine.

I did it. I was in a true bioenergetic state. Stress did not exist in my body and energy was oozing smoothly through my structure. I had surpassed the weaknesses of flesh and entered the realm of the gods. The energy I broadcasted to my surroundings was enough to made a Seed-oil chugging normie suffer athero-sclerosis.

After the final drag of my cigarette I saw it. I saw the truth. I saw what I am. As the great Friedrich Nietzsche would say, I saw my Will To Power. I stared at what I am and what I am stared back harder. I am no man. I am no health-nut. I am no Peaterian.

I am one thing. And one thing only.

I AM A PEATOPHILE.

Glory to the trve gods! Glory to Dr Raymond peat! Glory to me!

𝘼𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙞𝙩 𝙖𝙡𝙡, 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙙𝙖𝙮𝙨, 𝙨𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙨 𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙖𝙩𝙤𝙥 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙙𝙚𝙗𝙧𝙞𝙨. 𝙃𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙨, 𝙨𝙢𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙙, 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨 𝙝𝙚 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙚'𝙨 𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙚.

Thank you for reading.❤️