STOP SAYING "AHH" INSTEAD OF ASS.
Look you dumb kids. Ass isn't illegal to say. Go eat some, get some, kick some, or even just admire one or more. BUT SAY THE FUCKING WORD ASS.
EDIT: Friends from the various Commonwealth countries, I know what arse means, and I know ass means donkey as well. This ain't about y'all.
SECOND EDIT: I know why it's being used, do y'all really think you're the first person to try and explain this? Critical thinking is a lost art.