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Did you know staring at milk makes it more fit to drink?

It is past-your-eyesed.

I don't get what the big deal about youth-in-Asia is.

I support youth anywhere.

Likewise, what's so wrong with being youthanized?

If I were old, I'd want a procedure to make me younger.

When a group of students dressed as ETs, they were alienated from the rest of the school.

Could you imagine getting in trouble for your name? Imagine someone named Vera Anne Gree.

Bailiff: "Please state your full name for the court."

Defendant: "I'm Vera Anne Gree."

Judge: "Please answer the question the way it is asked or I'll hold you in contempt. You were not asked about your emotional state."

Defendant: "I did give my name. I'm Vera Anne Gree."

Judge: "Bailiff, lead Miss Incredible Hulk to a jail cell for contempt of court and so she can cool off."

Defendant: "No, that is my name. My first name is Vera, my middle name is Anne, and my last name is Gree."