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Rise and shine, ladies and gentlemen! And so, another week is behind and this time I wanted to sum up what happened with me because... Idk, because gladuolus. I forbid you to read this post, go mind your own business.
Firstly, I've finally got enough money for driver’s license; next Friday, when I get my salary, I will finally be able to start education in order to be able to drive to a brighter future (that is, become taxi driver).
I also apparently inherited working habits, along with astigmatism in my left eye, from my mother. Eat 1.5 times a day? Check. Go to work with an injured leg? Check. Holidays associated with just more work? Check! All that remains is to make son at the age of 20 and start smoking, and then there won't be any need to do a DNA test at all, it will be clear whose son I am even without it.
You may think that I don’t particularly like my mother, but fuck you, I adore my mother and I’m actually really proud that I’m like her in some way. For comparison, I don’t look or act much like my father, but this was clear since long ago from my ability to navigate the terrain. For example, it only takes me about five minutes to find a way out of the milk shop, while he on average needs 10 years for this and after that he can’t even find his way home.
I'd say a couple of words about NekoNekoNekonone: she hasn’t been online for a week already. Any person with brain immediately understands that this means that she has either been continuously and furiously gooning all this time, or has been crying into pillow alone. But as her friend, I can say that Chushka is a professional gay and has long overcome this binary choice, so she can do both at the same time.
Of course there are some downsides, it is worth mentioning my apathy and melancholy, followed by severe mental pain. Mostly it goes away in 4 hours, but this time it took 3... Days. I don’t know what this means, probably that I have a small penis. Idk, I ate all the rulers so I can’t measure it.
The news is over, so like, hit the like button if you enjoyed this video, make this subscribe button grey, write comments, the next post will be “Challenge: trying not to joke about eating Ukrainian children"
As always, 🔥💀BAD TO THE BONE💀🔥
Rise and shine, ladies and gentlemen! And so, another week is behind and this time I wanted to sum up what happened with me because... Idk, because gladuolus. I forbid you to read this post, go mind your own business.
Firstly, I've finally got enough money for driver’s license; next Friday, when I get my salary, I will finally be able to start education in order to be able to drive to a brighter future (that is, become taxi driver).
I also apparently inherited working habits, along with astigmatism in my left eye, from my mother. Eat 1.5 times a day? Check. Go to work with an injured leg? Check. Holidays associated with just more work? Check! All that remains is to make son at the age of 20 and start smoking, and then there won't be any need to do a DNA test at all, it will be clear whose son I am even without it.
You may think that I don’t particularly like my mother, but fuck you, I adore my mother and I’m actually really proud that I’m like her in some way. For comparison, I don’t look or act much like my father, but this was clear since long ago from my ability to navigate the terrain. For example, it only takes me about five minutes to find a way out of the milk shop, while he on average needs 10 years for this and after that he can’t even find his way home.
I'd say a couple of words about NekoNekoNekonone: she hasn’t been online for a week already. Any person with brain immediately understands that this means that she has either been continuously and furiously gooning all this time, or has been crying into pillow alone. But as her friend, I can say that Chushka is a professional gay and has long overcome this binary choice, so she can do both at the same time.
Of course there are some downsides, it is worth mentioning my apathy and melancholy, followed by severe mental pain. Mostly it goes away in 4 hours, but this time it took 3... Days. I don’t know what this means, probably that I have a small penis. Idk, I ate all the rulers so I can’t measure it.
The news is over, so like, hit the like button if you enjoyed this video, make this subscribe button grey, write comments, the next post will be “Challenge: trying not to joke about eating Ukrainian children"
As always, 🔥💀BAD TO THE BONE💀🔥