The r/NFL Roast of the San Francisco 49ers (9/32)

Guidelines:

Try to make original jokes. We've all seen the played out jokes and memes (examples:28-3,throwing on the one yard line,LamaRB,one yard short), let's get some new material in here.
Don't waste your good jokes about another team until it's their turn to be roasted.
Jokes are jokes. Laugh, head over to the burn center, and move on. Let's not get into heated arguements in these threads, they are just for fun.
Don't troll and/or attack the users posting jokes.
Teams were chosen in a random order. You'll find out the next team to be roasted in the current thread. This will give you a day to craft your jokes.
HAVE FUN! When all 32 teams have been roasted, we'll be just a few days away from regular season football. That being said,fire away!

Tomorrow's roast: New York Jets

Previous roasts:

Browns