Pinch and a Punch

Happy NY everyone.

Wondering if you have any other comebacks to pinch and a punch?

Sometimes I hear:

‘a flick and a kick for being so quick’

and I think I came up with:

‘a slap and a karate for being a smarty’

back in the 80s

Any other rhyming couplets like that?

Edit: my kids are 8 & 10 and they’re my target audience