Have you ever been smoked so classily that you just didnt want it to end?

So im doing my usual duty as a soldier which is not being seen or heard. Squad leader was trying to contact me for 30 minutes but I was very busy doing important things (watching anime). Someone finds me and says that the squad leader is looking for me. When i go to see him I ask whats going on. He tells me hes been trying to contact me for 30 minutes and to "please meet in the motorpool in 5 and a water source will be provided for you". Sounds weird but i go ahead and get over there. The squad leader meets me there and says "Senior PFC, we have a selection of beverages for you today, there is sparkling water, white monster, or orange juice". I select the sparkling water. Squad leader starts pouring up sparkling water into a glass as if this is a restaurant. He then says "Senior PFC please prepare to do mountain climbers". I get into the position and the most beautiful musical cadence is being sang ive ever heard. I was crying tears from the sheer musical talent this guy had. It was like angels from heaven were singing. After about 5 minutes he said recover and I was crying. I said to please allow me 5 more minutes. He looked at me shocked and said its done. He then took off an Ipad that had tipping options. I tipped 20%. Any advice on how to get smoked again? This was a great experience.