how to lose my V card (PLSS)

So guys since i'm in 1st year now...

I've never even touched a girl romantically....So i see these kids and all holding hands and even making out and what not.

I dont have feelings for any girls in my college but all i wanna do is rizz and then ...you get it..emotionally im PATRICK BATEMAN

So how can i do this and is it possible...i atleast wanna experience this once..

im a 6'2 okayish looking guy , maybe a bit skinny but not too skinny too.

PLS SAPOT