I refused to play this little idiot shark

I'm a goddamn semi-retired semi-professional ranked grinding, stomping machine, okay? I play serious characters. There's no time for cutesy little plushies and their emotes. I want to get wet, I'll go play outside in the sprinklers. Or so I thought.

After 100 hours of playtime, I never picked buddy once. Nobody told me this little rat was so fun. Why does his right click do so much damage? Oh, Psylocke thought she was flanking? Three shot to the face. As soon as I eat this fish your Panther is catching hands too, get off me.

How long does Lord take on this lil guy? I'm no longer friends with Peter Parker. I'm a cartilaginous fish main now.