The REAL terrifying part about Longlegs is he knows how to run a website and can be sassy with it

(This post is a mix of humor and information I’ve gathered)

He even doxxes himself in his contact information and at the end of the readers column. It kind of reminds me of how some notorious serial killers have mocked the police time and time again (The Axe man of New Orleans, the Zodiac Killer, Jack the Ripper, etc.)

He’s really the only one who says “I’m a friend of a friend (of a friend)” aside from Ruth Harker, but I confidently doubt she’s the one running the blog. Lee doesn’t even share the details of the case she’s working on to her own mother despite Ruth being the secret accomplice so that narrows it down to Dale.

With that in mind, it’s funny re-reading his blog with the awareness that he’s likely the one who wrote everything, and imagining him Clark Kent-ing himself as if he’s some journalist on his own murder plot. For an older man he’s pretty proficient for making a website in the 1990’s.

Also a bonus point to consider, in photo 3, he writes that he has this information thanks to a contact of his in law enforcement. Could that contact be agent Kurt Kobble, perhaps?

If he’s from Colfax, WA, he’s using a ton of gas on his road trips when he’s fulfilling the orders of Mr. Downstairs. Who’s giving him all that gas money? I wonder if he ever crashes with Kurt between these long road trips assuming he’s a potential relative. How is he funding his doll-making? Does he resell the retrieved dolls at little antique malls? Does he make his own line of dolls for income purposes? Inquiring minds want to know.