2 crimeZ but justified

Hi everyone- Matilda here. I did some BIG crimeZ and now meowmy is so madz. Crimez 1 was knocking over a finished puzzle I watched meowmy glue! Meowmy left it covered for weeks do so it was natural curi... curio... wonderz!! Good playz with pieces! She needs better glues

Then meowmy did an abandon!!! So I frew up on her bed!!! Meowmy so mad but I fink this was fair. Catsitter was sooo nice but this was not good.

NOW meowmy won't pay cheeze tax! She eated da whole cheese stick. Dis is illegal I tinks. PLZ help poor me. What is my rights