Petishun to dentify as jigsaw puzzel

HAI IZ THOR CAT PUZZEL OB THUNDER AN PURRZIDENT OB HIMBO A-SO-SEE-A-SHUN

AI NOW DENTIFY AS JIGSAW PUZZEL. JIGSAW PUZZEL EATS CAT FOOD AN TREATOS ELEBENTY ZILLION TIMES A DAY. HOW AI MAKE HOOMANS ACCEPT MY JIGSAW PUZZEL STATUS?

ALSO I WANTS PLAY WIF JIGSAW PUZZEL PIECES ACOZ THEY IS MY SIB- ... SIBIL- ... BROFA AN SISFURS NOW BUT DADDIE HAB PAWDACITY TO TELL ME OFF AN SAY I NO CAN DO AN EAT. EBRYONE KNOW THOR CAT PUZZEL OB THUNDER HAS ASGARD-GIVEN RITE TO EATS EBRYTHING. CAN I DO A SOO?