Meowmy cleaned my bum

Me meowmmy had the nerve, the absolute pawdacity, to clean my bum after a particularly gross potty break that left me bum dirty and stunky. She used water to clean my bum!!!

I managed to escape under the bed, then she lured me out with the promise of an apology, followed immediately by MORE BUM CLEANING!!!

I wants soo for two traumas of water on bum and a soo for trickery!!!

• Oli, traumatized kitteh