Iz so sick ob da koffin noises!!

Dis me, Professor Garrington, doin a please be quiet now!! 😳

My hooman - let’s call her mums - habs been ‘sick’ all ober Crispmouse.

I put dis in quotes cos she is a lollygagger n probably not rilly sick, juss lazee. But anyway, backs to my soos!!

OH MY GAH DA NOISES!!! She doos koff koff_n _horkhorkhork all days, n sum times all nite toos!! SO LOWD!! Habs rilly eaten into ma nap skedule!!

Can I soos ma lollygaggin hooman to stop horkhork noise, get owt ob bed (SO LAZEE) n do sum play wiv me?!