What's the funniest pure lie you have told a visitor to our lovely country that they believed ?

I havent lived in Ireland in a long time so every time I get back I try to fit as much in as I can.

So about 10 ish years ago on a visit i went to Glendalough very early to do as many of the trails I could.

I was back outside at the visitor centre/ cafe and digging in my bag for something , when a few ( i think they were early to mid 20s )US and European students stopped near me.

They were talking about safety, maybe wild animals etc. I'm not sure why (i assume its cos i had a beard and hiking boots ) but 1 person came over and asked did I have any tips for the trails

So In my friendliest manner I told them, ah sure theres nothing to worry about the biggest animal is a fox amd we don't have rabies here.

The only thing is.... I leaned in closer, so they of course , they leaned in closer.... the hill tribes, just be carful , they are not dangerous but if ya see them and come over to ya.... give them your food , they won't speak English either and may get a bit angry of ya keep trying.

But a bit of food and smile then walk on you'll be grand.

Their faces were all confused and I went off happy as fuck knowing I've had my fun and that's all that matters.

Another 5 ish hours later I'm having lunch in a local pub

Who do I see but the same students... what do I overhear. Them asking the barman about the hill tribes hahaha

I felt my entire trip home was worth it just for that moment