I'm officially banned from ordering at In-N-Out after this.

Alright, so this happened last night and I’m still cringing. I figured this subreddit would appreciate my humiliation.

I rolled up to In-N-Out after a long day, absolutely starving. You know when you're so tired your brain is just running on fumes? Yeah, that was me. So I pull up to the drive-thru, ready to smash a Double Double with fries animal style. The guy in the headset says, "Welcome to In-N-Out, what can I get you?"

Without missing a beat, I say, "Can I get a Double Double… doggy style?"

The silence that followed was deafening. Like, you could hear the awkwardness. I realized what I said immediately, but instead of just fixing it like a normal person, I panicked and went, "Uh, I mean animal style. Definitely animal style. Not... not doggy style. I don’t even know why I said that."

I swear I heard the dude trying not to laugh as he goes, "No worries, man. Anything else?" I’m dying inside at this point but I just powered through, ordered my fries, and drove to the window like nothing happened.

When I got to the pickup window, the girl handing me my food was trying so hard to keep a straight face. She gave me my bag, smiled, and said, "Enjoy your animal style burger." But the way she said it was way too specific, and I could see her coworker in the back cracking up.

Moral of the story: don’t go to In-N-Out when you’re too tired to use your brain.

Anyway, the burger slapped, even if my dignity took a hit. Hope y’all can laugh at my pain.