Billion dollar startup

About Us: We’re a groundbreaking startup with an idea so revolutionary we can’t share any details—trust us, it’s that big. While we currently have no funding, no customers, and no product (yet), we’re armed with endless optimism and the firm belief that our vague vision will somehow change the world. Sure, we can’t pay you now, but there’s equity on the table...eventually. If you’ve ever wanted to build something incredible with absolutely no guarantees, this is your moment.

What We’re Looking For: A tech genius who can code (in anything, really) and thrives on figuring things out without a roadmap. You’ll turn our chaos into innovation, solving problems we don’t yet know exist. The role is unpaid for now, but we promise equity will be discussed as soon as we make it big—after all, what’s more rewarding than investing in your future with sheer blind faith? If you love ambiguous goals, working for the potential of “someday,” and buzzwords like “disruption,” this is the opportunity of a lifetime.

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Edit: Either Humor is too lost on us or we are just very desperate. Both are very sad state.