Santa is real. He has been captured and charged with tresspassing. You can choose to prosecute him.
Turns out, Santa is real. He has been arrested and is facing an enormous number of trespassing charges. You, as a high-powered laywer, have been given the option to be lead prosecutor in Santa's trial. You may choose to turn down the case. If you accept, your flat fee for taking the case will be $3 million.
With the proliferation of home security/monitoring, there is a mountain of evidence against Sanata.
The government has the technology to ensure Santa remains in custody for the entirety of his sentence if convicted.
If you take the case, every newspaper in the world will detail that you are serving as lead prosecutor.
Are you taking the case?