I hate crane flies so much, how can something so stupid be so scary?

The other day I was taking a shower and one of these motherfuckers swoops I’m like it wasn’t expecting to meet its end. I see a black blur collapsing to the floor and into my shower drain, and I share a laugh with myself as my foe flows into its pathetic death. These things scare the hell out of me. I go to the sink to wash my hands and I see one of these guys weak in the dry sink. My intentions are not good at all, these things can screw off and die, all of them. I didn’t want to put it out of it’s misery, I wanted to fucking drown it, so I turn on the water and what does it do? It flies normally— until it takes a heavy fall cause of its damp wings. Of all places it goes it falls into the sink, so I flick some water to it with my hand as it struggles to live. Half of its body is in the drain, it’s submerged, so I pull up the knob and the plug is in.

Jeez, some r/madlads material I just made.