Police Report

A Fucking Karen just filed a police report on me for "touching myself" in class. First of all why the Fuck would I jerk off in class out of all the fucking places. Im not a fucking retard. 2nd of all their is no fucking proof other than the Karen and her mother saying I jerked off so they have no fucking case. All I fucking did was fidget with keys in my GODDAM pocket. But with my fucking luck I will be in fucking Juvie with kids who ACTUALLY commited horrible crimes. And pretty soon im going to be interragated by a Fucking Cop.