The misadventures of a$$ eating.

So I woke up to a soft rhythmic bumping against my head coupled with a horrible sound. It was a schlorp - schlorp -schlorp coupled with heavy breathing. I look up to see my two year old female gerpy GOING TO TOWN on her own butt hole inches from my face. Revulsion welled up in me.

"Elenore, what are yo-"

I was interrupted by her immediately licking my open mouth.