all this coverage of norovirus is so stupid

It's everywhere I go but you click on the actual article (with a title like "NOROVIRUS WILL KICK YOUR DOG AND KILL YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY") and it says "rates are highest in 2 years." Holy shit dude you mean the seasonal illness is experiencing a seasonal high that's normal? Holy fuck dude. I gotta lock myself in the house and prepare for the end times. And it was only trending on twitter because of some dipshit acting like it was a ploy from the government to control us, but now it's everywhere because people keep talking about it. This sucks

It's everywhere I go but you click on the actual article (with a title like "NOROVIRUS WILL KICK YOUR DOG AND KILL YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY") and it says "rates are highest in 2 years." Holy shit dude you mean the seasonal illness is experiencing a seasonal high that's normal? Holy fuck dude. I gotta lock myself in the house and prepare for the end times. And it was only trending on twitter because of some dipshit acting like it was a ploy from the government to control us, but now it's everywhere because people keep talking about it. This sucks