Trapped and I want to go home

You may have seen my earlier comments, I am a fellow traveler trapped b/c of the shitshow in ATL (I’m not blaming, just stating). Plane delayed 5 hours, we finally get on, prepare to taxi, and the whole plane shuts off, turns on, shuts off. They then say it’s the APC (which is no problem), but because of the delay our flight attendant crew has now timed out. I am frustrated.
Chatting online with an agent, they want me to go to JFK tomorrow, spend the day, then fly out of LGA the following day. That cannot be the best option, this shit is ridiculous.