Everyone pretends their baby is a gun, right? It's not just me?

I pretend my baby is a gun at least once a day. Sometimes she's a shotgun and one of her legs is the pump - particularly satisfying if she farts while I'm doing it. Sometimes a submachine gun. I usually fire from the hip, but occasionally raise her to my shoulder to use her toes as a sight for improved accuracy.

Please share your techniques for pretending your baby is a gun because I feel my repertoire is at risk of becoming stale. Much obliged.