Who did you masturbate to most in 2024?

And do you foresee it being the same in 2025?

I know it's cliche, but for me, it was the babysitter. Her body is a fucking work of art, and she just makes me nut like a beast. She's nearly a daily for me.

A handful of exquisitely beautiful coworkers were a distant second.

Nostalgia faps and "adult content" didn't even rate.

I don't forecast a change this year, unless she starts showing up dressed more modestly.