I just shit my pants

I took 4 laxatives earlier today and as I was talking to my mother, I trusted a fart too much and felt liquid shit dampen my underwear. Luckily the liquid didn’t reach my pants because I quickly left the room and took them off ASAP. I’m obviously not going to tell anyone I know about this, but I just had to let someone know. What a shit way to end the year. (Also I know my mother uses reddit, so if you’re reading this, hi)