Dutch oven, dog vomits.

So I have a chihuahua. I love him dearly but he can be an asshole sometimes.

If I'm laying on the couch or in bed or whatever the dog will come cuddle.

On nearly a daily basis the dog will rotate himself so that his ass is right in your face. He will fart and then leap off of you like you're a springboard.

Well this morning he woke me up to a dog fart in my face and then decided he was going to hide under the blanket near my ass afterwards.

His face was right next to my ass and he had just let one loose in my face so I figured all's fair in love and war. I let one rip. For reference I had chili last night.

The smell was so bad the dog immediately started vomiting all over the bed. My girlfriend was confused why the dog was running around on the bed and the floor vomiting on everything profusely. She was panicking trying to think about what thing he could have eaten that made him so sick.

I'm just deadpan while cleaning up the vomit deciding if I should tell her or not.

I came clean about it like an hour later and we both were laughing so hard we were crying.

Figured y'all would appreciate that.