Looking for Enemies

I'm moving to the area on 1/24 but don't know anyone, so I was curious if folks had suggestions on how to make enemies in town.

Some things I hate about people

• Being a European football fan, especially a Manchester City fan. Why is it so low scoring and dull?
• Being a weeb, especially liking Kyoto Animation or director Naoka Yamada. Aren't cartoons for kids?
• Being a board game geek, especially chess. What a snoozefest

If anyone knows of awful folks like that feel free to put me in touch. Thanks!