Girl you're wearing too much

I was shopping at dollar tree for stickers as classy adults do, and a girl walked into the aisle absolutely radiating a thundercloud of Perfect in Pink. I can never place a scent on someone because body chemistry changes scent so much, but sister girl was an unmistakable human FFM of PIP - from an entire aisle away. (This must be the FFM Final Boss that someone posted about a few weeks ago.)

No one else seemed to notice though so I figured maybe it was just me, until my 5 year old loudly just had to shout "MOM! SHE SMELLS LIKE THE PINK SPRAY, THE ONE I HAVE WITH THE BOW!" And this girl excitedly goes "yes! It is the pink one with the bow!" And five year olds are brutal so my precious angel then says "I think she did too many sprays. I can only do one sprays. You smell like 100 sprays!"

I nearly died of embarrassment but girl I'm sorry, if the 5 year old can pick out the sillage from your BBW FFM an aisle away you are quite possibly wearing too much 😭