Man should not lie with Man as with Woman

This might be a Tumblr shitpost, but I don't have a Tumblr so I will be posting here. The Bible clearly states in Leviticus that man should not lie with man as he lies with woman, so I think so long as I top any men I am with, and only let women peg me, then I am in the clear. If that's flying to close to the sun for you, then never do anal with women, only men.