“So I was peeing in my partners mouth…”

It is 4:41 a.m. and I am in the ER as I type this.

So I was peeing in my partners mouth and it was a strong flow then I don’t know what he did but somehow the flow of pee got suddenly blocked then reversed and it hurt bad. I ran inside to see what was going on in the light, and my pee hole was bleeding, and there was blood all over the union suit I was wearing. And I couldn’t start peeing again. the blood kind of slowed but it is still faintly there on the tail end of stream, so I came to the ER. The nurse asked me if I had any idea what could have caused it. “…..well, sorry if this may be gross or weird. So I was peeing in my partners mouth and then……”

She leaves the room and then about ten seconds later I hear the whole nurses station erupt in laughter now I’m just sitting in here alone awaiting my fate.

Didn’t even get to nut. 🤓

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Edit for UPDATE: So the ER gave me two bottles of pedialyte and sent me home, bleeding and pain started up again later in the day, looking like it is kidney or bladder stones, a few gay bros agree, going to see the real doctor in morning… the implications being that I randomly passed a kidney stone while peeing in my partners mouth and could have just left that bit of info out altogether.