38M4F Australian - Position Vacant, Apply now! Only essential criteria is: that you have a pulse… ghost need not apply!

  • Single/Taken/Complicated: single
  • Seeking Relationship/Friends/Squish/Other: Relationship
  • Romantic Orientation: Hetroromantic (Sex-Positive/Neutral) kissing and cuddles are grand.
  • Gender: Cis-Male
  • Pronouns: he/his
  • Age: 39 (I forgot to change the title when I copied an old posts heading. I am 39)
  • Height/Build: 6'1", large but trying hard to loose weight (I’ve lost 12kg in 6 months 😊)
  • Physical Description: short redish brown hair, steel grey eyes
  • Personality Description: Loyal, Laidback, and somewhat adventurous.
  • Location: Sydney, Australia

BONUS INFO

  • Religious Views: Blessed are the Cheese-makers. (Well, obviously, this is not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturer of dairy products.)
  • Political Views: Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. (Though to be fair, given the current state of world politics, I am starting to think that a farcical aquatic ceremony might have some merit to it after all.)
  • Smoking/Drugs: Nope
  • Alcohol: I have been known to partake in the occasional social libation
  • Myers Briggs: ISTP

I am generally a pretty laid back kind of guy, who gets along with just about everyone. I work hard during the week, in a role with a lot of variety, as such I do like to spend weekends relaxing & chilling out, with that said, it isn't too hard to get me to head to the beach, into the mountains, or even just going for a random drive on the weekend. Although I am an introvert in the sense I get my energy from my alone time, I am otherwise pretty sociable.

During my Canada trip I became addicted to skiing, so bonus points for ladies who love the snow. I have become a very active person of late, & while I don't need someone to push/motivate me, it would be nice to meet someone who I can enjoy my new found fitness and activeness with. I want to do more hiking in the future.

I am a homebody, I love doing dinner parties, there is nothing like cooking up a storm (I cook a kick ass paella, and my BBQ ribs are to die for), then sitting back with a few drinks, good friends, and telling tall tales about crazy times, like when in a moment of inspired insanity I went swimming in Lake Cootapatamba whilst completely surrounded by snow. FYI 10/10, would swim again.

Send me a DM, lets meet up at some funky cafe, get to know one another, worst that can happen is we get to meet some new interesting people & maybe even make a new friend, possibly more. Also, kids don't scare me, so single mums don't be afraid to say hi.

Looking for:
Honesty, communication, and commitment. Any woman, who gives these to me, will get them in return. I'm looking for a woman who can be my best friend and my confidant. I want a woman who knows what she wants in life, who is passionate about her beliefs and interests, with a positive outlook. Oh and most importantly some one who hates Coriander/Cilantro like it is the living epitome of everything wrong in this world, or someone who's a good enough actor I'd never know the difference (Not entirely serious about this one. 😝)

To those few brave souls who managed to make it this far, if you have a smile on your face right now, then send me a DM and tell me all about the craziest thing you ever did, or your favourite smell, I'm not picky.