Funny routines

I got my dad an Alexa last year for Christmas and he's since retired. I started creating silly routines to mess with him. The first one was "good morning, today is xxxxx" and gave the local weather report when it heard running water (it's in the kitchen). Now I have one created that when Alexa hears an appliance beeping she starts farting. My dad and stepmom think it's my kiddos trying to get their Alexa to do this stuff so they have no idea it's a routine. I want to get a few more funny ones before I confess to my shenanigans. What are the funniest routines that you've seen/done?